Why, Jimmy, it is Thinking before you start Drinking; using your Noggin before Grogging; being a little Educated in getting Intoxicated; acting Shrewd while getting Stewed; using your Skull pal at first Gulp Al; being Bright before you get Tight or even a little Scholarshiple before you start to Tipple.
Succinctly, better ingredients in better drinks make for a better time.
Many of Doctor Jack's prescriptions are indeed hangover"less". But there are thousands, nay, hundreds of thousands of cocktails and alcoholic libations that will cause less pain. Some might even be good for you!
INGREDIENTS:
Square One Organic Vodka
Mathilde Orange XO (Organic) or Grand Marnier
Regan's Orange Bitters
Fresh Blood Orange Juice
In a shaker: 3 1/2 parts Square One, 3/4 part Mathilde Orange XO, 5 dashes of Regan's Orange Bitters. Shake like you would if a Martian spacecraft landed in your front yard. Strain into a cocktail glass. Then use an injector to put about an ounce or so of Blood Orange Juice at the bottom of the drink. Garnish with full round of Blood Orange.Yes, Blood Orange juice, owing to the phytochemicals it contains, is even better for you than regular OJ. You can drink in the Martian Sunrise in stages, the first stage a dignified orange martini, the second, sweeter, but with a tang fitting for the Blood Planet.
This is absolutely a progressive cocktail. For after dinner increase the Orange XO, the Blood Orange or both.
THE Charlie Sheen Cocktail
Mennnn.
Find him fascinating or disgusting, we, here at the DJUMMC (Doctor Jack University Memorial Medical Center), felt we needed a tribute to this Hollyweird Icon. Of all the recipes available on the net, we dare you to come up with one that is more emblematic of Carlos Irwin Estevez.
INGREDIENTS
2 Parts Square One Botanical Organic Vodka.2 Parts AGWA Coca Leaf (yes the stuff used to make cocaine) Liqueur
3/4 part Tiger Blood: 8 to 1 mixture of fresh Blood Orange Juice and Tiger Sauce
Combine the Square One and AGWA in your sleeziest, ice-filled, stripper glass (this one from FishsEddy http://www.fishseddy.com/ ). Use a swizzle stick that is long enough to allow an uncirculated $20 bill (or larger if you make $2 million an episode) to be wrapped around it. Then add 20 cc's (if you have a glass syringe for dramatic effect), about 3/4 of a shot, of the Tiger Blood. It will go to the bottom.
Stir vigorously. Ah, tastes like Napalm in the Morning. Okay, that was his father's movie.
A strong, crisp, yet subtle drink. A couple of these and you will believe you can take on Viacom.